Mackin and Melanin

You know what normal is to me, Richie? I ain’t seen normal since I was six years old. Normal is seeing the police ride up to my house, dragging my little twelve year old cousin out and tying him to a pole. Shoving a shotgun in his mouth so hard they bust his teeth. Then they bust two shotgun shells in his head, knock his fucking head off. That’s what normal is to me. I didn’t give a fuck about no police then. I don’t give a fuck about no police now.

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overhumor:

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hausofclarissa:

Carlton Banks is that you ahaha

brandnewchris:

that shit is hard lol.

proud-atheist:

Mark Twain on the Afterlife.
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